It turns out only the other two options are available right now. But I assure you that I am thinking about possibly starting work on the HTML version of my resume. For now, I will just say that I am too busy with work to do it.
I am not sure why you would even want an HTML version, anyway. Maybe you wanted to see if it looked like the other two? It would. Obviously it doesn't now as it is in this state. But if you don't think I can make grey boxes and lines and italicize things, email me and I will astound you with just how grey the boxes can be and just how slanted a font can get. You would probably hire me on merit alone.

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